Economics, Rational Choice Theory, Fall Television!

The average American works more hours a week than ever before, yet there are more television shows this season than ever before. Clearly there aren't enough hours in the week to watch everything, which is why we put our trust in critics, advertising, promotional spots and websites like Television Without Pity. We, the viewers, are reluctant to invest a valuable resource (time) without some promise of utility maximation (entertainment). Fear not, gentle reader; let Celluloitering aid in your tough decisions this television season!
Here is a preliminary list of the television shows I plan on watching and reviewing this season:

Boston Legal--and I promise that I won't spend the whole post writing about how much I love James Spader

Dexter--If it's anything like the first season, I'm all over it like Dexter on a child-murderer

House--with the irritating half of the cast gone, this show can only get better.

Project Runway--Tim Gunn is staying, which means I'm still watching.

Ugly Betty--yes I still watch it and it is still totally over-the-top awesome.

Weeds--possibly the coolest sitcom of the decade. Seriously.

I'm also going to be catching up on "The Shield," as well as watching and reviewing the second half of "Damages."

Stay tuned for reviews, behind the scenes information, sountrack listings and more...